Oh That’s Right, Blame The Fox

** Woman bitten by fox while asleep **
< http://www.bbc.co.uk/go/em/fr/-/news/uk-11249182 >

Ok I’m going to do what I do best here and that is to jump to conclusions without all the facts and make a strongly opinionated sweeping statement about something I know sod all about.

IF YOU’VE GOT FOXES GETTING INTO YOUR HOUSE WHILE YOU SLEEP OR AT ANY OTHER TIME OF THE DAY – SHOULD YOU NOT BE SLIGHTLY MORE WORRIED ABOUT THE  SECURITY RISK YOU HAVE PRESENT IN YOUR PREMESIS?

If you’ve got a window or door open enough for something the size of even a small Fox to get through, you have a space that a person could get AT LEAST their arm into. I’d be turning my attention to the night where, rather than waking up having your ear nibbled by a Fox you wake up with a fully grown man stood at the end of your bed wearing a balaclava ready to rob your house and beat you to death.

Unless your open space is a cat flap. Well then you just have bigger issues all around.. Call vermin control because you might be infested with shitty cats.

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